Better Late Than Never?
I was late for a show this week. Possibly the first time ever. It was The Grandees at The Hen & Chickens, a venue I have regularly visited, but not when Arsenal have been playing at home nearby. As a result, parking around Highbury Corner was suspended, and having arrived in good time, I had to park half a mile away down Upper Street. After running to the venue I got there a few minutes after curtain-up, stood outside the door listening and sneaked in during a version of Short People by Randy Newman with the word "Short" replaced by the word "Deaf".
I was not impressed and things didn't improve over the next 40 minutes. You can read my review by following the link here. I can't remember the last time I gave a show one star, but in my opinion The Grandees really was that bad. A couple of days later thisislondon received a comment from someone who presumably rumbled me coming in and suggested it might have helped if I hadn't missed the first ten minutes.
Well, as a professional journalist with impeccable standards I popped back to the show last night to check up on what I had missed. I didn't want to enter and disturb the cast by leaving at the point that I arrived on Tuesday so I listened at the door. "Deaf People" started around 5, maybe 6 minutes in, so I didn't arrive ten minutes late.
Although the five scene-setting minutes got some laughs, I don't think there was anything there that would have changed my opinion. In fact even if the first five minutes had been five-star quality, the one-star quality of the next 40 minutes would have dragged the average back down again. I'm prepared to accept that some people enjoyed the show, but I'm afraid I'm still not one of them.
So should I have not filed a review at all after arriving late? I think my review was absolutely valid (and I'm sure if I'd given it a five star review there would have been no complaints). Having been there for nearly all of the performance there was more than enough evidence of the tone and the quality of the writing, or lack of it. I tried to give The Grandees the benefit of the doubt, but the evidence was stacked against the first five minutes being a work of genius.
I'm sure I'm not the first critic to file an honest but negative review having missed the start through no fault of their own. There are certainly plenty who have left early because they felt that a turkey was not going to redeem itself in the final act. Not to mention those that have opted for a gentle snooze while waiting for the curtain to come down. At least I stayed to the end and stayed awake.


