All Comedians Are Frustrated Actors
I used to think all comedians were frustrated rock stars. I was wrong. All comedians are frustrated actors. I've often suspected this, but in the last few years I've realised it is true. This week, for instance, Phil Jupitus, the wise-cracking team captain of Never Mind The Buzzcocks, hits the West End as the star of a new play, Lifecoach. Nothing surprising about that, maybe, but in an interview in The Daily Telegraph the genial joker admitted that his ultimate ambition was to play the role of Edna in Hairspray.
Jupitus is not alone. Over the last few years whenever I interview comedians I ask them what else they've been up to and the honest ones tend to confess to theatrical yearnings. Bill Bailey – who had already laid his thesbian cards on the table by doing some Pinter sketches in the West End – told me that he had been offered a part in the hit farce Boeing Boeing, but had to turn it down because of touring commitments.
Rob Brydon also confessed that he had been in talks with theatrical types. In fact Brydon was the epitome of discretion and would not name names, but revealed to me that plays are constantly approaching comedians to appear in their work and that a number had taken jobs that Brydon had turned down. It's a deal that works two ways. The comedians get to add another string to their CVs, the box office gets a boost when the stand-up's fans come along.
Obviously there is nothing new about this phenomenon. Lee Evans has received glowing notices in everything from Beckett's Endgame to The Producers. But I'm such a rigid stand-up purist that it still comes as a surprise to me to hear that a successful gagsmith ever wants to do anything else. What can be more fulfilling than making a room of strangers laugh?
Yet I remember a few years ago there was a dreadful film about the world of crown green bowling called Blackball, starring Paul Kaye, which featured an Australian bowler. I was at the Edinburgh Festival when it came out and every time I bumped into an Oz comedian and mentioned the film they replied, to my horror: "Oh yeah, I auditioned for that part."
I'm not saying there is anything morally wrong with this phenomenon. We all have to earn a living. And of course some comedians make great actors, which is not surprising as they have often studied drama – in the eighties stand-up gigging was a way to get an Equity card. I just get sad when we lose great stand-ups even temporarily to the stage and screen. Eddie Izzard is obviously the prime example of this. Then again, maybe I'd rather lose them to the stage than to irritating, formulaic panel games.


So how do they fit all this around being frustrated novelists as well?
Posted by: Nick R Thomas | 20/05/2008 at 12:41 AM
The real sadness is not the loss of another stand-up to the stage, but the cluttering up of the stage with stand-ups putting real budding actors out of work. Producers no longer know or care how to spot and develop acting talent and go for the obvious drawing power of a comic with a face recognised on television. Ultimately it is the quality of the theatre that suffers, but I am probably the only person living or dead who cares about this.
Posted by: Sandy Meisner | 28/05/2008 at 03:59 PM
Just as bad are Television `personalities` - idiot weathergirls, game show hosts and `presenters` who write some crappy book about cats or a children`s story (Well, it`s easier isn`t it? After all it`s only for kids)or publish their memoirs when they`re only twenty-five and haven`t done anything except `be on telly`, or crash a car, or (like 50 per cent of the human race) possess a pair of breasts - and forever after describe themselves as `Writer and Broadcaster` They are not writers - they put proper writers out of work. Every time a publisher pays one of these morons £300,000 thirty decent writers give up, go and work in sodding MacDonalds, or blow their brains out. Bad books drive out good. Bastards!
And I agree with you, Sandy about the actors, God bless them.
Posted by: Alexius | 29/05/2008 at 01:17 AM
Anything that gets Phil Jupitus off our screens is a blessing. He's an overrated bore who still thinks he's funny. (Was he ever?). I don't watch Buzzcocks anymore because he is so boring. When he's on, my TV's off.
Posted by: John | 30/05/2008 at 02:12 PM
Sure, because eddie murphy and Jerry seinfeld never achieved anything.
I think bloggers are frustrated (fill in the blank). In your case, I'd insert sexually.
Posted by: jeff | 30/05/2008 at 05:15 PM